Abstinent in the Country
So I've been thinking about how much I like writing here (when I actually find then time) and it occurred to me that, perhaps, I could be the next Sex in the City writer! Of course, I would have to substitute "abstinent" for "sex" since I don't actually have sex. I also don't live in the city, I live in the middle of nowhere. But I really think that "Abstinent in the Country" could be just as big a hit don't you?
I mean, between the funny farm moments and the driving incidents that happen daily in my life, it's sure to be a hit. Speaking of driving, I apparently drive "bad" by some people's estimation. Of course, now that I own a 2 door car, I manage to have 4 people pile into my car once or twice a week. During the 5 years that I owned my 4 door Jetta I think I had 4 people in my car about once a year! Anyway, I don't see so well at night and they always decide that they want to go somewhere at night so I really think it's their fault. I can't help it that I'm the only person out of everyone that can seat 4 people in their car and they should know better than to want to go out at night because they have been warned. They all take the term "speed limit" far too literally. Yes, as I've mentioned before, I know that "limit" implies that you should not exceed a certain speed and it does give the incorrect impression that it is in some way acceptable to drive below the posted speed. In my estimation, if you're not going at least 5 over the posted speed, you're going to slow and you need to get out of my way. Still, on a regular basis I hear "Hey speedy, this isn't Nascar." To which I respond "I'm not going that fast." "The speed limit is 35 and you're going nearly 50!" "...And your point would be?" I've resigned myself to the fact that they just don't know how to drive and it's my responsibility to enlighten them.
On the Casey-front, I've been informed that there is a boy in the picture!!!!! I'm very happy that she is considering being interested in a male that has only two legs. Things just aren't the same here without her, but it sounds like she's really having a good time with the air force so it's all good. Once my work starts in 2 weeks, I hope to have much more interesting stories to share with her and you, but till then my mundane daily activities will have to suffice.
Final thought for the day: I went back to working out today. I've had about a 2 week break. It still sucks as much as it did before, in case you weren't sure.
I mean, between the funny farm moments and the driving incidents that happen daily in my life, it's sure to be a hit. Speaking of driving, I apparently drive "bad" by some people's estimation. Of course, now that I own a 2 door car, I manage to have 4 people pile into my car once or twice a week. During the 5 years that I owned my 4 door Jetta I think I had 4 people in my car about once a year! Anyway, I don't see so well at night and they always decide that they want to go somewhere at night so I really think it's their fault. I can't help it that I'm the only person out of everyone that can seat 4 people in their car and they should know better than to want to go out at night because they have been warned. They all take the term "speed limit" far too literally. Yes, as I've mentioned before, I know that "limit" implies that you should not exceed a certain speed and it does give the incorrect impression that it is in some way acceptable to drive below the posted speed. In my estimation, if you're not going at least 5 over the posted speed, you're going to slow and you need to get out of my way. Still, on a regular basis I hear "Hey speedy, this isn't Nascar." To which I respond "I'm not going that fast." "The speed limit is 35 and you're going nearly 50!" "...And your point would be?" I've resigned myself to the fact that they just don't know how to drive and it's my responsibility to enlighten them.
On the Casey-front, I've been informed that there is a boy in the picture!!!!! I'm very happy that she is considering being interested in a male that has only two legs. Things just aren't the same here without her, but it sounds like she's really having a good time with the air force so it's all good. Once my work starts in 2 weeks, I hope to have much more interesting stories to share with her and you, but till then my mundane daily activities will have to suffice.
Final thought for the day: I went back to working out today. I've had about a 2 week break. It still sucks as much as it did before, in case you weren't sure.
posted by Kristin @ 10:22 PM
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